A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.
[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]
Have to remember this when Daughter is a Brownie.
Zoos and aquariums almost never buy or sell animals. But the trade is thriving.
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"You can’t go out and buy puffins," he says. "So we could have been sitting on a pile of $100,000 and we still would have been puffinless."
It’s a sad day when you’re puffinless.
"I just had the best idea."
"You know how most animals poop out blobs or tubes or little pellets?"
"I’m going to make this wombat poop different."
"I’m going to make it poop cubes!”
"That way the poops won’t roll away when the wombat uses them to mark its territory.”
"I think you’ve finally lost it."
"It’s called ‘innovation,’ my friend."
I’ve mentioned here and there that I’ve been REALLY SICK lately. Might as well finally share why!
"Morning sickness" is really a terribly misleading name. I’ve been sick pretty much all day every day for the past 7 weeks (it’s like having a 7 week long stomach flu). On the plus side I am told the worst may be over soon?
So, yeah! Hopefully my productivity will resume in a week or so?
That was me a year ago. As soon as the first trimester is over it gets better!